My ears are bleeding...

I actually just heard my office buddy (who is an adultress and speaks to her 'man' on the phone multiple times every day) utter these words...

"I don’t know how my schedule will be later this afternoon… it’s possible that I could squeeze you in… if you know what I mean."

Ewww...

The only thing to make this worse is if she calls her husband next and does the cochy coo with him too...

I shouldn't have drank that entire bottle of wine last night.