Today I got a new stapler… this is my fourth in the last year.
I’m not hard on staplers, although I use them frequently. I’m kind to them, I don’t pound on them, I gingerly pick them up and squeeze.
I see many people pounding their fists on their little staplers and know why they don’t staple well. I mean, a stapler can only take so much pounding.
I’ve had a great old metal black Momma of a stapler, a nice plastic blue ergonomic hand held stapler, a free from vendor gift red see through plastic ergonomic hand held stapler, and now I’ve got a Swingline 405.
The Swingline 405 model is black, sleet with both plastic and metal fixtures.
The best part… it staples beautifully… flawlessly. There are no jams yet today, no wonky-flying-out-the-wrong-side instead of bending underneath and waiting to jab me in the finger, no you-think-I’m-going-in-but-I’m-really-just-jamming-up-in-there-real-good and it’s gonna take you forever to get me out. It’s doing its job… and that’s all I ask.
I love my new Swingline 405.
*I tried to get a nice pic of my new stapler... it's taking too long and I'm not that patient today.
5 comments:
it's a damn good thing you had two posts today
cause if i had to wait 5 whole days for a post from you, it damn well better not all be about a stapler!! :-)
I'll try harder to enertain you, Queen Kay. :) :) :)
i live vicariously through you
don't you know that?
without your entertainment, my life would be empty
:-)
wow.
office space.
if a fire consumes your building, i know who started it!!!
kel
without your stapler, my life would be empty
[fxt] Hee hee.
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